Wednesday, November 13, 2013

A PhD Holder and an ordinary man


Conversation between a PhD holder and an ordinary man 

A PhD holder and an ordinary man went on a camping trip, set up their tent and fell asleep. 
Some hours later, the ordinary man woke up his PhD  friend: "Look up at the sky and tell me what you see?" 


The PhD man replies: "I see millions of stars." The ordinary man asks: "What does that tell you?" 

The PhD guy ponders for a minute: "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.

Astrologically, it tells me that Satan is in Leo.

Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.

Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant.

Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"

The ordinary man is silent for a moment, and then speaks:

"Practically, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent"
 

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Diary Creation in Windows within 2 minutes

Hi friends ,, :) Have you ever imagined of creating a diary and writing notes, with automatic date and time added to our notes... Yes ..its very simple.. Lets start creating a diary using simple notepad application within just 2 minutes...

Step 1: Open the notepad.
Step 2: Type " .LOG " in the first line without quotes(in capital letter).
Step 3:Save the file in Desktop as diary.txt and close the file
Step 4:Now you have successfully created a diary application that can automatically display the Date and time whenever the file is opened.Now you can check it by opening the file diary.txt it will show the date and time ..Now you can say "bye bye" to your paper diary and start using this file to take your notes,daily events etc..